puddle

noun

A state of stagnation in life due either to contentment with the status quo, or lack of time and/or knowledge to progress.*

*Not actual definition

puddle-jumping

noun

The act of shaking off inertia and moving on to bigger things.*

* not this one either

puddle-jumper

noun

One who participates in, or facilitates, the act of puddle-jumping.*

*and neither is this

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Webmaster

noun

One who is proficient in ‘tinkering’ and ‘faffing’ online in order to maintain the upkeep of a website.*

*of course it’s not an actual definition

Got the design but not the time? | A website without a clue? | Or just no time to ‘faff’ online?

There’s a Webmaster Puddle Jumper for that!

Domain Registration | WordPress Installation | Content Management | Site Administration | General ‘faffing’ online|

(Just because you don’t have the time, or the know-how, to run a website, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have one!)

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Content Writer

noun

One who can put the right words in the right order to produce something people want to read.*

*really? You have to ask?

Content with no charisma? | Newsletters to nod off to? | Ideas without a voice?|

There’s a Content Writer Puddle Jumper for that!

Blog posts | Web Content | Newsletters|

(You may not be a wordsmith, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have engaging content!)

v

Virtual Assistant

noun

An imaginary friend to handle the tasks you keep putting off.*

*Oh, you know it’s true!

Bored with the bookkeeping? | Meandering Mail Campaigns? | Just no time for admin? |

There’s a Virtual Assistant Puddle Jumper for that!

Inbox Monitoring | Blog Management | Mailchimp Management |Basic Online Bookkeeping |Data Entry

(You may not have the time, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t look professional.)

p

Portfolio

noun

A place where trumpets can be freely blown and the showing off can commence.*

*this is just getting silly now

Websites.com

(Websites where I do the online faffing.)

The Written Word

(Proof of being able to put the right words in the right order.)

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Just not enough hours in the day to deal with it all?

Hire a Puddle Jumper today and see where your next leap will take you.